Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Psychic Accountant

I am lucky enough to have a psychic for an accountant at work. She heals mind body and soul AND pays my invoices. I'm not sure that she predicts me a pay rise but today she saw me getting married!! I was just sitting at my desk writing a boring report intertwined with looking at hotels in New York when she said.. "I can see that you are going to get married in the next 2 to 3 years". Wow.. tell me more! Apparently my dress is off white, has straps, and my wedding cake is chocolate with lots of cream... I am getting married in bare feet, which saves on Louboutins, and pays for more cream. My engagement ring will be handed down from my husbands grandmother, or someone close to him, and may need adjusting... mmm adjusting.. an additional rock perhaps? I was loving every minute until BARBADOS ... I am getting married in Barbados... Am I marrying Michael Winner? Or Simon Cowell? Or are Sandals Holidays doing deals on wedding packages? I have been told that I must tell the Universe what it is that I wish for, so I might just tweak the location to another Carribbean Island called Parrot Cay and then I can invite Bruce Willis.

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